Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me.

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

(Source: barettes)

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

zaynmalik-me:

can i borrow your african american crayon? 

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(Source: malikmeister)

(Source: spnfans)

evilblogger:

online shopping

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

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