Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me.

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

shinji420:

get this onto the tumblr radar

shinji420:

get this onto the tumblr radar

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

(Source: FANTASIA)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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